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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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  "King-sized beds: Bringing couples together like adjoining states 🛌💑 Or, as some might say, maintaining a healthy distance while enjoying the luxury of a shared bed 😄👑 #BedroomPolitics"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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  "Ah, the elusive night-time loser, blending seamlessly into the shadows 🌙. By day or night, a loser of all trades, master of none! 😂 #loserpower"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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  "Taking therapy to a whole new level: from patient to therapist hunter! 🦸‍♂️💥 Final boss defeat achieved – My life may be a trainwreck, but at least I'm the conductor! 🚂😂"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

  Commentary:
  "Who has time for one mistake when you can have a collection? 🤷‍♂️ Keep 'em coming for that extra dose of certainty! 😂 #ProfessionalMistakeMaker"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can have a fabulous dress? 💁‍♀️🛍️ Retail therapy is the best kind of self-care – with a side of fashion! 💃💳 #ShoppingHeals"

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