13 Funny Saturday quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

  Commentary:
  "Saturday Night Fever's new remix: a dance between the couch, the tissue box, and a steamy bowl of soup! 🛋️🤧🍜✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

  Commentary:
  "When your Saturday night plans include learning survival skills… just in case! 🧟‍♂️📺😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

  Commentary:
  "Saturdays: the ultimate 'choose your own adventure' day! 😴🏃‍♂️ Or as I call it, 'Look busy while doing nothing!' 🍕📺"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

  Commentary:
  "When did Monday get a fast pass? 😅⏩ #WeekendPleaseComeBack"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, looks like someone got stuck in a time warp where weekends play tricks on us! 🌀😆 Saturday sneakingly turned into Sunday like a wizard casting a spell. May your next weekend be full of fun and chronologically accurate days! ⏰🎉"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

  Commentary:
  Oh no, sounds like someone got caught in a time loop! 🔄⏰ Let's make Sunday just as fabulous as Saturday! 🎉 Embrace the unexpected Sunday fun! 😄🎶

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

  Commentary:
  "Don't fret! 🌟 The cavalry is on its way in the form of three mighty warriors: Friday, Saturday, and Sunday! ⚔️ Brace yourselves for the impending arrival of the weekend heroes! 💥"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

  Commentary:
  I feel you! Let's make it official and call it Saturunday! 🤣🎉 Who wouldn't want an extra day to recover from Saturday shenanigans and prepare for Sunday brunch, am I right? #weekenddreams

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

  Commentary:
  "Saturday and Sunday sprint by faster than Usain Bolt, while Monday drags on like a never-ending marathon! 🏃‍♂️⏰😫 Who knew time could be so selective?! #MondayBlues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

  Commentary:
  Oh, wouldn't that be nice! Just imagine having a "Saturunday" 🤔 – the perfect day to relax and prepare for the chaos of the week ahead without feeling guilty about not being productive! Who's with me? 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ #SaturundayDreams

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