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Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Live now on Facebook:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Trending via Instagram:

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Shared recently on YouTube:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Spotted on Facebook:

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

Shared recently on Facebook:

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

26 Funny Saturday quotes

Funny Saturday quotes capture the fun and freedom of the weekend! 🎉😂 From playful observations about our favorite day off to witty takes on weekend plans and relaxation, these quotes celebrate the joy and humor of Saturday. Dive into these amusing gems and embrace the lighter side of your weekend! 😄🌟

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41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

11 shares on Slack this month:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

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Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

Going viral on Threads:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Spotted on Discord:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

Shared recently on Facebook:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Shared recently on WeChat:

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

Shared recently on Instagram:

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

Trending via Telegram:

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

Just landed via TikTok:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Just landed via Instagram:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Shared recently on Instagram:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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