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That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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Funny Saturday quotes capture the fun and freedom of the weekend! 🎉😂 From playful observations about our favorite day off to witty takes on weekend plans and relaxation, these quotes celebrate the joy and humor of Saturday. Dive into these amusing gems and embrace the lighter side of your weekend! 😄🌟

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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