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Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

Shared recently on Telegram:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Live now on Slack:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Trending via X:

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

Making waves on Telegram:

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Making waves on Messenger:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Spotted on WeChat:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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Funny sci-fi quotes 🚀👽 are the perfect blend of wit and cosmic charm, making you laugh while exploring the universe! Whether you’re a space cadet or a time traveler, these clever lines add a touch of humor to futuristic adventures 🌌🤖. Ready to beam up some giggles and geek out with out-of-this-world humor? Buckle up, because the galaxy’s funniest moments are just a quote away! 🌠✨

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1 week ago
Share →: “I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Commentary:
R2D2 told me to beep-boop myself out of this conversation! 🤖😂
1 week ago
Share →: People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Commentary:
Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Commentary:
"Already practicing my 'Take me to your leader' speech! 🤖👽 #TeamAliens"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

Commentary:
"Seems like you're universally consistent 😂💫 #FallenStarStatus"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Commentary:
"Sorry, Earthlings! My UFO only has room for little green friends 👽🚀😆"
1 month ago
Share →: There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Commentary:
"Just waiting for one of them to say, 'These aren't the droids you're looking for.' 🤖✨🚀"
1 month ago
Share →: I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Commentary:
"Probably not, they can't handle all this earthly awesomeness! 👽✨😆"
2 months ago
Share →: Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Commentary:
"Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! 🛸🛒 BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! 👽💸😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the ultimate game of intergalactic telephone! 📞👽 'Xenomorph' was just too formal for startle-and-scream introductions! 😂🚀"
2 months ago
Share →: Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

Commentary:
Looks like the ultimate shortcut to the past and future: just hit snooze! 💤🕰️ Who needs a DeLorean when your bed is your time machine? 🚀🛌 Sleep your way through history—dreams are the new quantum leaps! 😴✨

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Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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Just landed via WeChat:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Seen just now on Discord:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Broadcasted on Slack:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Just landed via Pinterest:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Making waves on Threads:

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

Just shared via X:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Going viral on Instagram:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Just shared via Slack:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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