28 Funny sci-fi quotes

• Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

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  2 months ago

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• Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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  2 months ago

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• “I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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  2 months ago

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• People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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  2 months ago

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• If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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  2 months ago

  alien, aliens, am, comedy, defect, extraterrestrial, humor, i, invasion, sci-fi, side, sorry, space

• Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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  2 months ago

  arrogance, confidence, dude, every, humor, i, omniscience, sarcasm, sci-fi, universe, well

• Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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  2 months ago

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• There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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  2 months ago

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