Funny sci-fi quotes

Funny quotes about sci-fi

Space: the final frontier where you can never find a good parking spot.
I don't trust stairs... they're always up to something.
Why did the sci-fi character break up with their computer? It had too many trust issues.
I asked the sun if it's ever going to retire. It said, "I'm a star, I can't just leave my fans!"
Life would be much easier if we could just CTRL+ALT+DEL people.
I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.
I don't always go to another galaxy, but when I do, I prefer to hitchhike.
Do androids dream of electric sheep, or do they count humans instead?
If at first, you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Why did the robot go on a diet? It had a byte problem.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'm not addicted to reading sci-fi books. I can quit whenever I warp to.
When life gives you lemons, trade them for a lightsaber.
Why did the aliens go to school? To improve their probe-lem solving skills.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
Why was the sci-fi writer always calm? He had great characters.
When in doubt, just blame cosmic rays for your computer problems.
I told a joke about black holes once. It sucked the laughter right out of the room.
Do aliens believe in astrology, or do they find it too human-centric?
Why did the astronaut break up with their alien girlfriend? It was a long-distance relationship, literally.