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11 hours ago
Share →: Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Commentary:
"Sorry, Earthlings! My UFO only has room for little green friends 👽🚀😆"
3 weeks ago
Share →: There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Commentary:
"Just waiting for one of them to say, 'These aren't the droids you're looking for.' 🤖✨🚀"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Commentary:
"Probably not, they can't handle all this earthly awesomeness! 👽✨😆"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Commentary:
"Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! 🛸🛒 BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! 👽💸😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the ultimate game of intergalactic telephone! 📞👽 'Xenomorph' was just too formal for startle-and-scream introductions! 😂🚀"
2 months ago
Share →: Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

Commentary:
Looks like the ultimate shortcut to the past and future: just hit snooze! 💤🕰️ Who needs a DeLorean when your bed is your time machine? 🚀🛌 Sleep your way through history—dreams are the new quantum leaps! 😴✨
5 months ago
Share →: Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Commentary:
Maybe they bleeped out R2D2 because he had a beep mouth! 🤖🤐 #BeepBeepCensorship
5 months ago
Share →: Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Commentary:
Ah, the struggle is real for all of us non-teleporters out here 🚫🌀 Just imagine the savings on gas, the joy of avoiding rush hour traffic, and the satisfaction of instantly appearing wherever you want like a boss 😂 Who needs teleportation when you've got patience, right? 😉 #TeleportationWoes
5 months ago
Share →: Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Commentary:
"Looks like Earth is hosting the universe's most anticipated event – Alien Invasion! 👽🚀 Remember, patience is key… but maybe keep some intergalactic snacks ready, just in case! 🍬🛸"
5 months ago
Share →: Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Commentary:
Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God 🙏! I've been looking for an excuse to finally use my "alien invasion survival kit" 👽. Time to put those binge-watched sci-fi skills to good use! ✨🚀👾 #ReadyForTheExtraterrestrialLife.