13 Funny sci-fi quotes

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If I had The Force, I'd just use it to open pistachios.

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

So why is it that when Star Trek 'boldly go where no one has gone before' they always find someone there?

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025