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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

3 months ago

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

3 months ago

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

3 months ago

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

3 months ago

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

3 months ago

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

3 months ago

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

3 months ago

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

3 months ago

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

3 months ago

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

3 months ago

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

3 months ago

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

3 months ago

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

3 months ago