34 Funny search quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic tale of the missing item – it always seems to play hide and seek with us! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 It's like a stealthy ninja, disappearing when we don't need it and suddenly deciding to play a game of vanishing act right when we desperately require it. 😂 Just when you think you've outsmarted it, it outwits you with its disappearing act! 🎩✨ #HideAndSeekChampion

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question of the century! 🤣 Well, if being a piece of shit was a profession, let's just say the job market would be overflowing with candidates! 💩 But hey, at least they could offer a 'crappy' benefits package! 😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

  Commentary:
  "Monday mornings got you feeling like you'd rather fake your own death than face the week ahead? 😅💻 Just remember, disappearing from existence might not be the most practical solution… but we totally get the impulse! Hang in there, friend. It's just another manic Monday! 🌞"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

  Commentary:
  "Using a headshot from 2008 on LinkedIn is like setting up a blind date with someone and showing up 10 years older and 10 pounds heavier 😂🕰️. It's all about managing expectations, right? 🤷‍♂️ #ThrowbackThursday #LinkedInFail"

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