55 funny search quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

Mar 31, 2026Mar 31, 2026

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

Mar 31, 2026

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Mar 31, 2026

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Mar 31, 2026

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

Mar 31, 2026

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Mar 30, 2026

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Mar 30, 2026

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Mar 30, 2026

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Mar 30, 2026

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

Mar 30, 2026Mar 30, 2026

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Mar 29, 2026

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Mar 29, 2026

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Mar 29, 2026

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Mar 29, 2026

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Mar 28, 2026