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Nowadays, they just pop up in your feed like uninvited guests at a party 🎉🙃
56 Funny search quotes
I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.
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Venturing beyond the first page of Google is like entering the Bermuda Triangle of the internet 😂🔍🌐
First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.
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Swipe right to "who's more wanted" 😂🔍❤️
Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.
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So true, job hunting really is just adult hide-and-seek where the jobs do all the hiding. 🔍🤷♂️😂
Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.
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Sure, sounds like a perfect plan for a Friday night date—bring snacks for the tears! 😂🍿💼
Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.
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Nothing like a surprise performance review from some unexpected "consultants"! 😂🔍💼
Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.
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When you realize ASAP doesn’t actually mean "As Soon As Panic" 😂🕒💨
In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.
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And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶
I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.
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"Applying for jobs with a *tear*-rific twist! 😂👕💪 #HulkHoganInTheOffice"
