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Looks like I need to uninstall Maps too, because I’ve already found where I want to be! 🚫🗺️💘
62 Funny search quotes
Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera.
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I'd pay good money to see their tech support face-off with the "Sorry, something went wrong" banner!
Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”
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Trying to stay under the Google radar like a stealthy ninja while searching for secret burger recipes 🍔🤫🥷
No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.
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Guess I'll have to settle for "Weekend Bard" instead! 🎤🗡️📜
When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.
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"Rest in peace, word warrior—master of mundane meanings! 📝🤣🔍"
When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’
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Asking the deep questions! Next on my list: "Have you tried asking the universe?" 🤔🔍✨
Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.
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Nowadays, they just pop up in your feed like uninvited guests at a party 🎉🙃
I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.
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Venturing beyond the first page of Google is like entering the Bermuda Triangle of the internet 😂🔍🌐
First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.
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Swipe right to "who's more wanted" 😂🔍❤️
Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.
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So true, job hunting really is just adult hide-and-seek where the jobs do all the hiding. 🔍🤷♂️😂