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Sure, sounds like a perfect plan for a Friday night date—bring snacks for the tears! 😂🍿💼
62 Funny search quotes
Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.
Commentary:
Nothing like a surprise performance review from some unexpected "consultants"! 😂🔍💼
Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.
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When you realize ASAP doesn’t actually mean "As Soon As Panic" 😂🕒💨
In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.
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And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶
I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.
Commentary:
"Applying for jobs with a *tear*-rific twist! 😂👕💪 #HulkHoganInTheOffice"
We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.
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"Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch"
Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.
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😂 "Applying to jobs on Indeed: where I swipe right and they swipe left! 🏃♂️💼💔"
Desperately seeking my soul, mate.
Commentary:
"Sounds like your soul could use a GPS! 😅🔍💖"
They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.
Commentary:
"Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. 🤔🧑💻📄"