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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

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You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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