Funny sexual quotes

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  6 days ago

  View →: Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?
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  1 month ago

  View →: I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?
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  2 months ago

  View →: The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

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