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Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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Just landed via X:

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

Trending via TikTok:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Trending via Telegram:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Going viral on Facebook:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Just landed via TikTok:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Seen just now on TikTok:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Spotted on Twitch:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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17 Funny sexual quotes

Funny sexual quotes bring a cheeky twist to intimate moments, sparking laughter and lightening the mood 😉🔥 Whether you’re looking to break the ice or add some playful spice 🌶️, these witty lines are sure to entertain and amuse. Ready to giggle and blush? Let’s dive into the world of naughty humor that’s as clever as it is fun 😏😂!

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5 days ago
Share →: The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

Commentary:
When you try to walk past a bookstore without going in but the books start whispering sweet nothings to your wallet 📚❤️🛍️
7 days ago
Share →: Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

Commentary:
Who needs a photographer when you can multitask like a pro? 🐮📸😅
1 week ago
Share →: “Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

Commentary:
Lmao, at this rate, my only active status is "Netflix and couch potato" 😂🍿📺
1 week ago
Share →: Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Commentary:
Twice the fun, double the confusion! 🤔😂❤️
3 weeks ago
Share →: Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Commentary:
Sounds like Grok's trying to get booked for a boy band reunion! 🎤🕺😂
3 weeks ago
Share →: Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

Commentary:
All I’m saying is, if there’s an elephant in the room, might as well give it a front row seat 🐘🍿😆
3 weeks ago
Share →: The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Commentary:
Just waiting for that 4-way stop drama to unfold like it's a rom-com's most awkward scene 🎬😅🚦#TrafficTension
2 months ago
Share →: Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

Commentary:
"When multitasking means hiding the chin and changing the view! 🤠😂 #DoubleChinMagic"
2 months ago
Share →: Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Commentary:
"When they finally have a brunch together, the universe might implode from the awkward silence. 🌈🥐😅"
3 months ago
Share →: I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

Commentary:
"Guess it's time to learn puppy love all over again! 🐶😂 #BarkInsteadOfBite"

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Trending via YouTube:

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Just shared via Pinterest:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Just landed via Slack:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Spotted on WeChat:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Reported on YouTube:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Going viral on Reddit:

Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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