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Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

These aliens are taking forever.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Just landed via Telegram:

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

Breaking via YouTube:

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Going bananas on Telegram:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

28 Funny sexual quotes

Funny sexual quotes bring a cheeky twist to intimate moments, sparking laughter and lightening the mood 😉🔥 Whether you’re looking to break the ice or add some playful spice 🌶️, these witty lines are sure to entertain and amuse. Ready to giggle and blush? Let’s dive into the world of naughty humor that’s as clever as it is fun 😏😂!

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Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

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I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

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My default setting is sexual energy.

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The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

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The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

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“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

4 weeks ago

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99 shares on X this month:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

34 shares on Discord this month:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Just shared via YouTube:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Just shared via X:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

Breaking via Instagram:

They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

Going viral on Pinterest:

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Just landed via TikTok:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

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