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My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.
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Feb 1, 2025
The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.
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Feb 1, 2025
The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.
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Jan 26, 2025
Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.
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Jan 24, 2025
I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.
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Jan 24, 2025
I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.
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Jan 22, 2025