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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Just shared via WeChat:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Live now on Telegram:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Going viral on Reddit:

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Making waves on WeChat:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Spotted on X:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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