Funny shock quotes

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025