Funny shock quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

  Commentary:
  Guess they'll have to find new wedding songs and learn the woeful art of meme-mourning! 💍❌😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

  Commentary:
  "An epic quest, complete with tea breaks and corgis navigating the corn! 🏴🇬🇧🫖🌽"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

  Commentary:
  Who knew Beavis and Butthead were actually a secret squad to keep names like Beavis under the radar? 😂🤔👉📋

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

  Commentary:
  Caesar, looking shocked: "Is it bring your knife to work day or something? 🤨🔪" Looks like someone forgot the memo on cutlery etiquette! Watch out for any unexpected office shenanigans… or salad cravings! 😂 #OfficeAntics #KnifeLover

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  4 months ago

  Share →: No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the shocking irony of it all! 🙈💔 A defibrillator that fails to do its job truly leaves us all… well, not shocked! ⚡😂 Maybe it needs a little 'electrifying' pep talk to get back in the game! 💪😜"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

  Commentary:
  "Well, there goes my faith in your ability to comprehend sarcasm 🤨. Maybe next time I should include a 'sarcasm for dummies' guide along with my comments 📚😂."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the struggle of wearing hard pants could be so real? 😂 Sending thoughts and prayers to your body as it copes with this tragic start to the day! 🙏 #BringBackSweatpants"

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  Jan 24, 2025

  Share →: You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew parking within the lines could be a revolutionary concept? 🚗😆 Maybe we need a 'Parking 101' course for some drivers! 🅿️📚 #StayBetweenTheLines"

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  Jan 22, 2025

  Share →: I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the shocking reality of life – always electrifying! ⚡️ Just remember, friends don't let friends get zapped in public. 💀😂"

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