11 Funny shock quotes

• Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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  commitment, getting, going, marriage, married, most, parent, parents, serious, shock, shocked, us

• It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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  British, culture, culture shock, geography, humor, inland, me, Midwest, people, shock, stereotype, travel

• We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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  beavis, butthead, humor, ignore, name, shock, shocked, strangeness, wordplay

• Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

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  aging, eyesight, failing, humor, mirror, nature, older, past, self-image, shock, stress, walk

• Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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  bring, Caesar, day, humor, knife, looking, shock, shocked, something, work

• No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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  defibrillator, expectation, failure, humor, irony, joke, medical, medical joke, shock, work

• I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

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  certain, explain, humor, i, need, offend, offended, shock, shocked, someone, wit

• My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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  body, discomfort, early, hard, hard pants, having, humor, morning, pants, shock, wake, wake up, wear

• You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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  driving, humor, i, know, lines, lot, park, parking, parking lot, rules, shock

• I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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  electricity, embarrassment, everyone, hate, humor, i, live, live wire, shock, skeleton, wire

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