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Funny shock quotes

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

4 weeks ago

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

4 weeks ago

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

2 months ago

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

2 months ago

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

3 months ago

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

3 months ago