Funny showered quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!
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  5 months ago

  View →: So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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