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Funny showered quotes

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

3 months ago

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

3 months ago

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

3 months ago