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Funny showered quotes

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025