Funny showered quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs soap when you have a boyfriend, right? 😆🚿 Apparently, love really is the best cleanser! #RelationshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a classic case of mixing up your to-do list with your chores list 🤣. Don't forget to check off 'feeling accomplished' at the end of the day! 🧺🐱🚿🗑️🧍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggle is real! Watch out, folks, for the legendary battle between a clingy sports bra and a slightly damp body – it's a showdown of epic proportions! 🔥💦 Just when you thought post-shower routines couldn't get any more dramatic, the sports bra swoops in to steal the show. Hell hath no fury like a sports bra on a mission! 😅👙 #WetAndWildDrama

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