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Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I remember sex. That was cool.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Making waves on Telegram:

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Trending via Telegram:

Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Spotted on WeChat:

Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

Going viral on TikTok:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Shared recently on Instagram:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Just landed via Reddit:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Spotted on Telegram:

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

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11 shares on Instagram this month:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Spotted on X:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Trending via Discord:

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

Shared recently on Discord:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Shared recently on Instagram:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Breaking via Facebook:

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

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