Funny quotes sibling

18 Funny sibling quotes

Funny sibling quotes offer a hilarious peek into the unique bond between brothers and sisters. 😆👫 They capture the playful teasing, shared inside jokes, and the sometimes chaotic but always endearing moments that define sibling relationships. Whether it’s about sibling rivalries, childhood memories, or the antics that only family can understand, these quotes celebrate the laughter and love that make growing up with siblings so memorable. Enjoy these funny sibling quotes and the joy they bring! 😂🎉

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4 weeks ago

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

2 months ago

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

3 months ago

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

3 months ago

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

3 months ago

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

3 months ago

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

3 months ago

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

3 months ago

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

3 months ago

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

3 months ago

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

3 months ago

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

3 months ago

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

3 months ago

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

3 months ago

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

3 months ago

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

3 months ago

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

3 months ago

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

3 months ago