21 Funny sibling quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

  Commentary:
  "Twins who missed the memo on matching outfits 😂👯‍♂️ Should've scheduled that arrival time better! ⏰"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

  Commentary:
  "Bathroom lights: the ultimate sibling pranking tool! Just add a brother and shake well. 😂💡🚪"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

  Commentary:
  "When your parents are experts in spotting fake friends but get bamboozled by Aunt Karen 🤦‍♂️😂 #FamilyDrama #PlotTwist" 🌟👀

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boxing ring when you have a Monopoly board? It's all fun and games until someone lands on Park Place without a hotel. Family fistfights, now with a chance card twist!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

  Commentary:
  👯‍♂️ "When you run into twins, make sure to address the CEO of the duo! 🤣 Who knows, the one in charge might have all the twin-spired wisdom and authority! Double the trouble, double the fun, double the bossiness?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

  Commentary:
  "Game night with the family: where alliances are formed, rivalries are born, and the table flips when I lose 😅🎲 #FamilyFunGoneWrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

  Commentary:
  "Hey there, intimidating challenge! You don't scare me one bit, I've faced tougher opponents before. You're like that moment when your kid sees their sibling got a bigger slice of cake – surprising, but nothing I can't handle! 😜🍰 #BringItOn"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the thrill of sibling rivalry and the sprinting skills developed during ad breaks – lost on the Netflix generation! 🏃‍♂️💨 They'll never understand the heart-pounding excitement of dodging furniture on a mission to claim your spot in front of the TV before the show resumes. A unique form of childhood cardio that deserves a comeback! 📺🛋️ #ThrowbackTVMoments

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of sibling rivalry combined with some strategic sleepy deception! 🌙🎶 Who knew that music practice could be the ultimate alarm clock for the entire household? 😜🎻 #ParentingWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

  Commentary:
  "Meeting your older sister is like walking into a live-action reality show called 'Gray Hair Chronicles'! 🤣👵 Can't wait for the inevitable 'silver lining' jokes she's got up her sleeve! 💁‍♀️✨"

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