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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.
1 month ago
I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.
1 month ago
Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.
1 month ago
Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.
3 months ago
Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.
3 months ago
If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.
3 months ago
Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.
3 months ago