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"Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I'm expecting to wake up as a runway model. 😂🍪💃"
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- If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.
- Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.
- Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.
- Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.
- You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.
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"When you realize their secret is saying no to fries while my secret is… extra fries 😂🍟 #Oops" -
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"Sure, being skinny is great and all, but have you ever experienced the sheer joy of sinking your teeth into a crispy golden chicken nugget? 🍗😋 Sometimes, the deliciousness of fried goodness outweighs the desire for a slim waistline. So, why choose when you can have the best of both worlds – enjoy those chicken nuggets guilt-free! 💁♀️🍟" -
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🍕💪 "Just imagine a world where biting into a slice of pizza not only satisfies your hunger but also magically melts away the calories! 🤯🍕✨ Forget gym memberships and diets, all we need is some extra cheese and pepperoni to achieve our dream body! 🧀🍕💃 Who says you can't have your pizza and eat it too? 😉🍕 #PizzaGoals"
Top Funny Skinny Quotes 🔥
- Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.
- I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.
- Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.
- Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.
- If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.
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