11 Funny skinny quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.
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  1 month ago

  View →: You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

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