Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those stormy gusts, skinny friends! 🌪️ Donuts are not just a treat, they're a protective shield against the forces of nature! 🍩💨 Safety first, waistline second! 😄"

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Commentary:
"Waiting for the day those skinny jeans magically transform into stretchy sweatpants 🤔👖 #TheStruggleIsReal"

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Commentary:
"Breaking News: Missing person requests to only feature 'skinny and hot' photos in case of disappearance. Because, let's face it, a fabulous outfit can solve any mystery! 🕵️‍♂️🔍💃 #FashionableSearchPartyRequired"

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

Commentary:
"Never trust someone who can devour snacks like it's their job but remains as svelte as a celery stick. 🍟🥗 Either they've struck a deal with the metabolism gods 🌟 or they're secretly an undercover food magician. 🎩✨ Don't be fooled by their bottomless pit powers – they're onto something fishy! 🕵️‍♂️🍭"

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Commentary:
"Sure, being skinny is great and all, but have you ever experienced the sheer joy of sinking your teeth into a crispy golden chicken nugget? 🍗😋 Sometimes, the deliciousness of fried goodness outweighs the desire for a slim waistline. So, why choose when you can have the best of both worlds – enjoy those chicken nuggets guilt-free! 💁‍♀️🍟"

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Commentary:
"Same, but my genes seem to be more 'relaxed fit' 😄👖 #GeneticsGotJokes"

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Commentary:
🍕💪 "Just imagine a world where biting into a slice of pizza not only satisfies your hunger but also magically melts away the calories! 🤯🍕✨ Forget gym memberships and diets, all we need is some extra cheese and pepperoni to achieve our dream body! 🧀🍕💃 Who says you can't have your pizza and eat it too? 😉🍕 #PizzaGoals"