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13 Funny skinny quotes

Funny skinny quotes are here to tickle your funny bone and celebrate being light as a feather! 🪶 Whether you’re rocking those slim vibes or just love a good laugh, these witty one-liners will have you giggling in no time 😂✨ Get ready for some cheeky humor that’s as sharp as your style! 💃🕺 #SkinnyAndSassy #LaughOutLoud

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Posted onJan 21, 2025Feb 4, 2025

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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