11 Funny skinny quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I'm expecting to wake up as a runway model. 😂🍪💃"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

  Commentary:
  "Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize their secret is saying no to fries while my secret is… extra fries 😂🍟 #Oops"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic quest for the elusive “skinny” flavor—because nothing beats the feeling of literally starving for that perfect moment of satisfaction! 😂🍎 Remember, balance is key, and sometimes a slice of pizza is just as good as a run on the treadmill! 🍕🏃‍♀️💫

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, being skinny is great and all, but have you ever experienced the sheer joy of sinking your teeth into a crispy golden chicken nugget? 🍗😋 Sometimes, the deliciousness of fried goodness outweighs the desire for a slim waistline. So, why choose when you can have the best of both worlds – enjoy those chicken nuggets guilt-free! 💁‍♀️🍟"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

  Commentary:
  "Same, but my genes seem to be more 'relaxed fit' 😄👖 #GeneticsGotJokes"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

  Commentary:
  🍕💪 "Just imagine a world where biting into a slice of pizza not only satisfies your hunger but also magically melts away the calories! 🤯🍕✨ Forget gym memberships and diets, all we need is some extra cheese and pepperoni to achieve our dream body! 🧀🍕💃 Who says you can't have your pizza and eat it too? 😉🍕 #PizzaGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for those stormy gusts, skinny friends! 🌪️ Donuts are not just a treat, they're a protective shield against the forces of nature! 🍩💨 Safety first, waistline second! 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

  Commentary:
  "Waiting for the day those skinny jeans magically transform into stretchy sweatpants 🤔👖 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking News: Missing person requests to only feature 'skinny and hot' photos in case of disappearance. Because, let's face it, a fabulous outfit can solve any mystery! 🕵️‍♂️🔍💃 #FashionableSearchPartyRequired"

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