Commentary:
"Watch out for those stormy gusts, skinny friends! 🌪️ Donuts are not just a treat, they're a protective shield against the forces of nature! 🍩💨 Safety first, waistline second! 😄"
Tag Archives: 16 Funny skinny quotes
Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.
Commentary:
"Waiting for the day those skinny jeans magically transform into stretchy sweatpants 🤔👖 #TheStruggleIsReal"
If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.
Commentary:
"Breaking News: Missing person requests to only feature 'skinny and hot' photos in case of disappearance. Because, let's face it, a fabulous outfit can solve any mystery! 🕵️♂️🔍💃 #FashionableSearchPartyRequired"
Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.
Commentary:
"Never trust someone who can devour snacks like it's their job but remains as svelte as a celery stick. 🍟🥗 Either they've struck a deal with the metabolism gods 🌟 or they're secretly an undercover food magician. 🎩✨ Don't be fooled by their bottomless pit powers – they're onto something fishy! 🕵️♂️🍭"
Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.
Commentary:
Sounds like your boyfriend needs a "lost item" alert just like a remote control! 😂📱🕵️♂️
I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.
Commentary:
If rage were a workout, I'd have a six-pack by now! 🔥💪😆