32 Funny smell quotes

• I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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  9 hours ago

  beverage, calming, humor, i, irony, making, me, nervous, relaxation, smell, taste, tea

• When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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  11 hours ago

  city, city life, hamster, humor, life, new, New York, public, public transport, rain, smell, train, transport, york

• “You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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  11 hours ago

  affection, attraction, compliment, flirty, good, humor, kiss, me, okay, romance, smell

• My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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  1 day ago

  again, cat, cigarettes, excuses, frustration, humor, pet, sick, smell, smells

• One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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  1 day ago

  difference, gender, humor, men, nice, relationship, smell, women

• When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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  1 day ago

  confusion, culture, flower, hammer, Hammer time, humor, love, name, pop, pop culture, smell, stop, time

• Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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  2 days ago

  fragrance, humor, irony, old, Old Spice, scent, smell, something, sound, spice

• Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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  2 days ago

  cigarette, history, humor, opinion, smell, smells, worst

• When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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  3 days ago

  carrot, everything, humor, perspective, smell, smells, snowman, winter

• I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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  1 week ago

  30, advertising, being, commercial, commercials, creativity, humor, i, insane, insanity, just, mind, perception, perfume, respect, seconds, show, smell

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