26 Funny smell quotes — Wordgag ツ

I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

2 months ago2 months ago

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

2 months ago2 months ago

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

3 months ago3 months ago

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

4 months ago

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

5 months ago5 months ago

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

5 months ago5 months ago

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

6 months ago6 months ago

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Feb 25, 2025

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Feb 25, 2025

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Jan 28, 2025

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Jan 27, 2025

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

Jan 26, 2025

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Jan 26, 2025

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

Jan 24, 2025

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Jan 24, 2025

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Jan 23, 2025