Funny quotes smell

20 Funny smell quotes

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

2 weeks ago

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

2 weeks ago

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

2 months ago

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

2 months ago

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

2 months ago

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

3 months ago

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

3 months ago

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

3 months ago

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

3 months ago

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

3 months ago

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

3 months ago

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

3 months ago

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

3 months ago

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

3 months ago

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

3 months ago

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

3 months ago

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

3 months ago

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

3 months ago

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

3 months ago

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

3 months ago