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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.
Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.
I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.
Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?
I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

New funny smell quotes 👇

3 weeks ago
Share →: Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

Commentary:
"Smells like fresh happiness with a side of sunshine! 😄🌞🙌"
2 months ago
Share →: I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony! The tea that was supposed to calm your nerves is now causing havoc instead! 🍵😬 Maybe it's a mislabeled 'Excitement Tea'? 🤔 Time to switch to a new brand before your nerves go on a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😆"
2 months ago
Share →: When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet aroma of New York hamster train tracks mingling with the refreshing scent of rain 🐹🌧️ Who knew urban transportation could be so gourmet? Just the perfect blend of city funk and pet shop chic!
2 months ago
Share →: “You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of flattery intertwined with undeniable demand 🌹💋 Who knew a compliment could lead to such bold requests? The power of a good scent truly knows no bounds! 🤣 #ScentSational"
4 months ago
Share →: My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone needs to have a 'purrsonal' conversation with their chain-smoking feline 🚬🐱 Maybe it's time for some 'paw-sitive' changes in that kitty's lifestyle! 😹 #CigaretteCatProblems"
4 months ago
Share →: One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old gender divide! When a woman says 'Smell this,' it's like a fragrant bouquet of roses awaits. But when a man says it, well, let's just say it's a risky olfactory adventure. Proceed with caution and a clothespin on standby!"
4 months ago
Share →: When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of modern times: are we pausing for romance, busting out dance moves, or simply taking a moment to appreciate the floral aromas? Decisions, decisions! Just remember, when in doubt, maybe do a little bit of everything and hope for the best!"
5 months ago
Share →: Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Commentary:
"Old Spice: when you want to smell like a rugged lumberjack but end up smelling like your grandpa's basement 😂🌲 #NotSoSpicy"
5 months ago
Share →: Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Commentary:
"Ah, the powerful fragrance of regret and ashtrays! 🚬😷 It's like a stinky reminder that maybe breathing fire wasn't the best life choice. 🔥🤢 #NoSmokeNoStink"
5 months ago
Share →: When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Commentary:
"Being a snowman must be a real nose-tingling experience! 🥕❄️ Just imagine, the world smells like a delicious carrot all day, every day. It's a rough life for those frosty fellas, but at least they never have to worry about getting hangry! ⛄😋"