23 Funny smell quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

  Commentary:
  "48 hours? Talk about living on the edge… or maybe the nose! 😅👃#LivingDangerously #SmellYouLater"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

  Commentary:
  "Is that why everyone gives their dog credit for the 'unique' aroma? 😂🐶🏠 #NoseBlind"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

  Commentary:
  "Smells like fresh happiness with a side of sunshine! 😄🌞🙌"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony! The tea that was supposed to calm your nerves is now causing havoc instead! 🍵😬 Maybe it's a mislabeled 'Excitement Tea'? 🤔 Time to switch to a new brand before your nerves go on a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😆"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet aroma of New York hamster train tracks mingling with the refreshing scent of rain 🐹🌧️ Who knew urban transportation could be so gourmet? Just the perfect blend of city funk and pet shop chic!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of flattery intertwined with undeniable demand 🌹💋 Who knew a compliment could lead to such bold requests? The power of a good scent truly knows no bounds! 🤣 #ScentSational"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone needs to have a 'purrsonal' conversation with their chain-smoking feline 🚬🐱 Maybe it's time for some 'paw-sitive' changes in that kitty's lifestyle! 😹 #CigaretteCatProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old gender divide! When a woman says 'Smell this,' it's like a fragrant bouquet of roses awaits. But when a man says it, well, let's just say it's a risky olfactory adventure. Proceed with caution and a clothespin on standby!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of modern times: are we pausing for romance, busting out dance moves, or simply taking a moment to appreciate the floral aromas? Decisions, decisions! Just remember, when in doubt, maybe do a little bit of everything and hope for the best!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

  Commentary:
  "Old Spice: when you want to smell like a rugged lumberjack but end up smelling like your grandpa's basement 😂🌲 #NotSoSpicy"

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