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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

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If it turns cold one more time, Iโ€™m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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Introverts have fun, too โ€” we just don’t care if you know.

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Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

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Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

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