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Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Live now on Reddit:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

Live now on WeChat:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Making waves on X:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Shared recently on TikTok:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Funny snack time quotes

Funny snack time quotes bring a burst of laughter 🍿😄 to your munching moments! Whether you’re craving chips, cookies, or a little chocolate treat 🍫, these witty lines make every bite more enjoyable. Perfect for sharing with friends or spicing up your snack breaks, they turn ordinary cravings into hilarious memories. Get ready to snack, smile, and maybe even giggle with every tasty bite! 🍩🥨🍕

New funny snack time quotes 👇

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

4 weeks ago

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

1 month ago

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46 shares on WeChat this month:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

84 shares on Discord this month:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

44 shares on X this month:

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

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So my wife goes, “It’s not you — it’s me.” Obviously written by ChatGPT.

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Apple’s secret growth engine: vibe coders paying the $99 Apple Developer Program fee.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Just shared via WeChat:

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

Spotted on Reddit:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

Spotted on WeChat:

I would prefer not to.

Seen just now on YouTube:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Trending via YouTube:

“You’re crazy.” God forbid I keep my family traits alive.

Just landed via Discord:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

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