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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Thank you, moon, for staying awake so late.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

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My life coach traded me.

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Trending via WeChat:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

Trending via Threads:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

Trending via Messenger:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Trending via TikTok:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Freshly posted on Facebook:

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Shared recently on Slack:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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37 shares on Telegram this month:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

54 shares on Discord this month:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

77 shares on Discord this month:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

47 shares on TikTok this month:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

33 shares on Slack this month:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I’ve been a main character since birth.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Farting, but with eye contact.

Making waves on Discord:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Just shared via Messenger:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Just landed via Slack:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Trending via Instagram:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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