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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

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I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Broadcasted on Discord:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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