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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Going viral on Discord:

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Shared recently on Threads:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Shared recently on Facebook:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Spotted on TikTok:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

Seen just now on X:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Trending via Facebook:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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You can reach me by butterfly.

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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Spotted on Snapchat:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Freshly posted on Threads:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Trending via Instagram:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Going viral on Facebook:

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

Just shared via Instagram:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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