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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

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Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Going viral on Reddit:

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

Trending via Threads:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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Muting morons is good for your health.

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Freshly posted on Discord:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Breaking via YouTube:

The government even made aliens boring.

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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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