14 Funny sugar quotes

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  Jan 23, 2025

  Share →: I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that vodka could make you feel better than coffee and orange juice combined! 🍹😄 Clearly, it's the secret ingredient we've all been missing out on! Just remember to thank the doctor for the prescription next time 😉👩‍⚕️"

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  Jan 22, 2025

  Share →: I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone took the doctor's advice quite literally! 🍬👩‍⚕️ Moving sugar to a lower shelf counts as reducing sugar intake, right? Sometimes you just gotta take matters into your own hands…or pantry shelves! 😄 #SweetSolutions

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: Diabetes was the God of sugar.

  Commentary:
  Well, if diabetes is the God of sugar, then I guess we mere mortals should consider cutting back on our sweet offerings to avoid invoking its wrath! ⚡🍬 Remember, everything in moderation, even when dealing with divine sweet-toothed deities! 🍰🙏

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a sugar daddy when you can have a glucose guardian? Keeping it sweet and scientific! 🍬🧪 #sweetandsavvy"

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