Funny suggestion quotes


Funny Quotes About suggestion


  • "Take my advice, I don't use it anyway."
  • "I suggested we go jogging today... that suggestion was not well-received."
  • "I suggested we start a band, but turns out my friends were not instrumental in making it happen."
  • "Suggestions are like opinions - everyone has too many of them."
  • "If you don't like my suggestions, I have plenty of sarcasm to offer instead."
  • "Making suggestions is my cardio."
  • "I suggested we try skydiving, but my friends thought that idea was falling flat."
  • “Ideas are like belly buttons, everyone has one but they’re not always cute.”
  • "Suggestions are just compliments with a touch of criticism."
  • "I suggested we go ice fishing, but my friends thought that idea was a bit cold."
  • "I suggested we try yoga, but my friends were not flexible on the idea."
  • "Life is a comedy of errors, with a dash of unsolicited suggestions."
  • "I suggested we try cooking classes, but my friends thought that was a half-baked idea."
  • "I recommended we try bungee jumping - but my friends all jumped to conclusions instead."
  • "Suggestions are like hugs for the brain, except some are more like headlocks."
  • "I suggested we take up knitting, but my friends thought that idea was unraveling."
  • "When in doubt, suggest pizza. It's always a crowd-pleaser."
  • "I suggested we go on a road trip, but my friends thought that idea was going nowhere fast."
  • "Let’s play a game of suggestions and see who can come up with the most ludicrous idea!"
  • "I suggested we try a silent retreat, but my friends thought that idea was speechless."

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