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3 months ago
Share →: Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day test of true love – swapping phones on Valentine's Day! 📱💘 Let's see if your significant other can resist the urge to snoop through your texts and selfies. May the trust be ever in your favor! 😆 #ValentinesDayHumor"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Commentary:
"Sorry, my life is too chaotic to follow instructions. Even my planner doesn't listen to me 😂🤷‍♂️ #RebelWithoutACause"
3 months ago
Share →: It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Commentary:
Ah, the blissful ignorance that makes problem-solving seem like a walk in the park! It's like saying, "I can fix anything as long as I don't actually understand what's broken." Who needs facts and details when you have a can-do attitude and a healthy dose of cluelessness? Just wing it and hope for the best – what could possibly go wrong?
3 months ago
Share →: In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

Commentary:
"Looking to quit vaping? 🚭 Why not trade in those clouds for some musical tunes with a harmonica? 🎶 Who knew kicking a bad habit could sound so jazzy! 🎷😄"
5 months ago
Share →: We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.
5 months ago
Share →: I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Commentary:
"Who needs serving size suggestions when you've got an appetite as ambitious as yours? 🍽️😂 Embrace your inner foodie and live life larger than a suggested scoop of ice cream! 🍦🙌 #EatWithGusto"
5 months ago
Share →: They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the mile-high smoking lounge! Because nothing says 'taking flight' quite like a nicotine fix with a side of fresh air…or turbulence. ✈️🚬 Just remember to buckle up your seatbelt and hold onto your ashtray! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

Commentary:
How about Kate and DupliKate for your dynamic duo! 👯‍♀️ Double the trouble, double the fun! Just be sure to keep an eye out for any case of mistaken identity 😉👯‍♀️ #TwinningAndWinning
5 months ago
Share →: Take my advice, I’m not using it.

Commentary:
"Take my advice, I'm not using it – said every procrastinator ever. 🤷‍♂️✨ #AdviceConfusion #ProcrastinationGameStrong"
5 months ago
Share →: Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Commentary:
“New Zealand, old identity crisis? 🤔 Can we give this country an all-new makeover and just call it Zealand already? 🌏🤣 #NameGameStrong”