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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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You are the Monday of my life.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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Just landed via Pinterest:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

Spotted on Threads:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Trending via LinkedIn:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Trending via X:

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

Making waves on Twitch:

I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Going viral on Messenger:

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Going bananas on Reddit:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Shared recently on Facebook:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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23 shares on WeChat this month:

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

65 shares on Discord this month:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

19 shares on Slack this month:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

29 shares on Slack this month:

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

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I would prefer not to.

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The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

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If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

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I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Just landed via Threads:

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Live now on WeChat:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

Trending via Discord:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Trending via Threads:

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Spotted on Facebook:

Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

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