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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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This whole week could have been an email.

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Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!