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Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

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I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

For whom the doom scrolls!

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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Trending via Discord:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Seen just now on Messenger:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Making waves on Telegram:

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Trending via WeChat:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

Making waves on Threads:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

Making waves on Messenger:

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

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36 shares on X this month:

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

98 shares on Threads this month:

The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

22 shares on X this month:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

39 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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Going viral on Twitch:

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

Making waves on Twitch:

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Just shared via Twitch:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Seen just now on Twitch:

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

Spotted on Discord:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Going viral on WeChat:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Making waves on Telegram:

They’re making me do work at work.

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Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

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