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If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

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I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

Live now on Threads:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

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My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

41 shares on TikTok this month:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

15 shares on Discord this month:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

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Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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Introverts have fun too, we just don’t care if you know…

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Going viral on Reddit:

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

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When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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