42 Funny support quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

  Commentary:
  "Therapy? Pfft. She needs a whole parade for breaking up with me! 🎉 Who wouldn't want a standing ovation for escaping my shenanigans? 😂 #BreakupCelebration"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'bad luck charm' relationship dynamic! 🌪️ But hey, at least they're always around, right? 🤷‍♂️ Who needs a four-leaf clover when you have such consistent 'luck' by your side? 🍀😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

  Commentary:
  "Retreating in the face of a solid meme defense – the ultimate sign of surrender in the modern world! 🚀🤣 #MemesForTheWin"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to the unsung heroes of our bodies – the arms, legs, and fingers. They don't get enough credit for all they do! Let's give them a round of applause… oh wait, that's their job too!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

  Commentary:
  🦷💪🏼 How about a thrilling date idea? Picture this – you bravely hold hands with your partner as they conquer the ultimate feat of dialing the dreaded dentist's number. 📞🙀 Oh, the adrenaline! 😂 #RomanticAndCourageous #RelationshipGoals

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

  Commentary:
  "If only all problems could be solved with a hug, coffee, and a million dollars! Who needs therapy when you've got caffeine and cash, right? Just imagine the line at the hug and coffee shop if this were a reality – we'd all be lining up for our daily dose of comfort and caffeine!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

  Commentary:
  "Bravo to the unsung heroes of our body – the arms, legs, and fingers! Without them, we'd be all thumbs…literally."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the beauty of true friendship – where they see your quirks and flaws, yet still choose to stick around and make omelettes with you. Who needs perfection when you've got someone who appreciates your scrambled self?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs real-life friends when you have an internet buddy who always has your back? 🌟 Virtual friendships: making social interactions one meme at a time! 🤣👯"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

  Commentary:
  🐱😂 Oh, the eternal dilemma of trying to persuade a cat to be emotionally supportive! Perhaps it's more of a "reluctant emotional support animal" situation? After all, cats do what they want, when they want, and emotional support is no exception! 😸 #CatLogic #EmotionalSupportStruggles

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