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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

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Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

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Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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I told ChatGPT about us.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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