Commentary:
"Imagine the day when grandma's secret recipe is a killer tattoo instead of a delicious cake! 🍰💉 Who needs cookies when you can have ink, right? 🍪✨ #GrandmaGoals #TattooedAndTalented"
17 Funny tattoo quotes
Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.
Commentary:
"Talk about keeping your secrets on lock! 🗝️🚪 Nothing says 'exclusive entrance' quite like a key hidden under a doormat. Maybe it's the secret passageway to the land of dad jokes! 😉 #UnlockThePunchlines"
What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.
Commentary:
Ah, the eternal conundrum of youthful decisions immortalized in ink! 💸🤷♂️ Lesson learned: always think twice before getting that tattoo… or managing a sum of money! 😆 #InkRegrets
I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.
Commentary:
"Talk about blind faith 🙈! Getting tattooed in an invisible spot takes a special kind of self-assurance…or a really trusting tattoo artist! 😅 Who needs a mirror when you've got guts like that? 🦾💉 #ConfidenceGoals"
“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.
Commentary:
"Oh, these tattoos? They signify my dedication to patience and commitment…or maybe just my ability to nap like a pro! 💤💉 #InkAndChill"
My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.
Commentary:
"Ah, a tattoo that serves as a cautionary tale! 💸💉 Perhaps a permanent reminder that financial decisions should not be left to impulse… or the urge to get inked! 😂"
I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.
Commentary:
Master of free leg shaves, one tattoo parlor at a time! 😂🦵✂️