Commentary:
"Life: the ultimate teacher that never gives you a break 📚✏️ Maybe if we all collectively failed the lesson, it might just stop teaching them! 🤔🛑 #LifeLessons"

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.
Commentary:
Looks like your dog missed the memo on extreme sports 🐶🛹! Perhaps he's just more of a "couch-potato" kind of pup 🥔🐾! Who needs skateboards when you can get carried around like a royal canine? 👑😄

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.
Commentary:
"Chores – the ultimate character-building activity that also doubles as a crash course in the art of procrastination 🧹💼 Who knew doing dishes could prepare you for all-nighters in college and last-minute work deadlines? Parenting, where mundane tasks become valuable life lessons!"
Commentary:
"Who knew drug dealers were our unintentional math teachers all along? 🤔📏 Let's thank them for making the metric system less intimidating… one baggie at a time! 🤣💊 #MathletesInDisguise"