Funny teaching quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.
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  4 months ago

  View →: People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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