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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?
Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.
My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.
Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.
You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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4 weeks ago
Share →: Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Commentary:
"Listen to my body? But it's the same body that thinks six donuts is a balanced meal! 😅🍩🍩🍩"
1 month ago
Share →: Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I'm expecting to wake up as a runway model. 😂🍪💃"
1 month ago
Share →: I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Commentary:
🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦
2 months ago
Share →: Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Commentary:
"When your priorities are hot pizza over hot scenes! 🍕😅 #PlotTwist"
3 months ago
Share →: The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Commentary:
"Who needs personal trainers when you have the ice cream truck, right? 🍦💪 It's all about that sweet motivation rolling by! 😂 #FitnessGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Commentary:
"Embarking on a diet is like being a secret agent in a world full of tempting food spies 🕵️‍♀️🍔🕵️‍♂️! We are all just trying to dodge the sneak attacks of our cravings while pretending to be interested in what our friends are devouring 🤫🍕. Who knew that the real challenge was mastering the art of stealthy side-eyeing at delicious treats? #DietingDilemmas
3 months ago
Share →: I can resist everything except temptation.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between willpower and desire! As Oscar Wilde so succinctly put it, "I can resist everything except temptation." It's like trying to resist the allure of a warm, gooey chocolate chip cookie on a strict healthy eating plan – temptation always seems to have the upper hand! But hey, who can blame us? Sometimes, giving in to temptation is just too irresistible to resist!
3 months ago
Share →: Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless negotiations of life – who knew that the price of a soul could be measured in snacks rather than gold coins? A tempting offer indeed, with an insatiable appetite as the driving force behind all soulful transactions. Bon appétit, dear soul-seekers, bon appétit!"
5 months ago
Share →: Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic holiday strategy: eliminate temptation by devouring all evidence of it! 🍪🎅 Who needs willpower when you have an appetite for cookies? 😂 #NewYearNewDiet"
5 months ago
Share →: A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Commentary:
"Trying to resist the temptation of devouring all the chocolates in a advent calendar is just as challenging as trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning. 🍫⏰ #ChocolateLover #NoRestraint"