Funny quotes temptation

23 Funny temptation quotes

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I can resist everything except temptation.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025