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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Live now on TikTok:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Going viral on YouTube:

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Shared recently on Twitch:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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32 Funny temptation quotes

Funny temptation quotes 🍫😈 offer a cheeky way to embrace our guilty pleasures while lightening the mood. Whether it’s resisting that extra slice of cake 🎂 or hitting snooze one more time 💤, these witty sayings turn everyday battles into a laughing matter 😂. Perfect for sharing with friends or adding to your own collection, they remind us that a little humor can make even the toughest temptations feel a bit more manageable.

New funny temptation quotes 👇

23 hours ago
Share →: I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

Commentary:
When sharing is caring, but cake is the ultimate relationship test 🍰😜
3 days ago
Share →: How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

Commentary:
I believe the only way to stop is if the ice cream witnesses protection program moves it to a new container 😂🍦🚫
2 weeks ago
Share →: Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Commentary:
Such self-control is admirable until snack time hits and the chips are down! 🍟😆
2 weeks ago
Share →: It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Commentary:
"Cake: the ultimate insomnia fuel… and reason #1 my fridge has trust issues! 🍰😴🤣"
2 weeks ago
Share →: It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Commentary:
"Who needs sleep when you've got Coke keeping the fridge light company? 😂🥤 #NightOwlsUnite"
2 months ago
Share →: Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Commentary:
"Listen to my body? But it's the same body that thinks six donuts is a balanced meal! 😅🍩🍩🍩"
2 months ago
Share →: Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I'm expecting to wake up as a runway model. 😂🍪💃"
2 months ago
Share →: I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Commentary:
🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦
2 months ago
Share →: Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Commentary:
"When your priorities are hot pizza over hot scenes! 🍕😅 #PlotTwist"
4 months ago
Share →: The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Commentary:
"Who needs personal trainers when you have the ice cream truck, right? 🍦💪 It's all about that sweet motivation rolling by! 😂 #FitnessGoals"

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Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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Just shared via Messenger:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Trending via Pinterest:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Spreading quickly via X:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Breaking via Facebook:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

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