39 Funny temptation quotes

• Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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  4 hours ago

  bad, bad decision, decision, food, humor, indulgence, queso, sexier, sexy, temptation, thing

• Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

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  7 hours ago

  bag, chocolate, confidence, delicious, humor, self-control, snack, temptation

• Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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  8 hours ago

  diet, doughnut, food, hard, humor, i, sprinkles, struggle, temptation, thing, today

• My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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  10 hours ago

  barbecue, bikini, call, fitness, food, fun, goal, good, humor, outdoor, summer, temptation

• The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

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  16 hours ago

  addiction, algorithm, denial, humor, knows, media, preference, social, social media, technology, temptation, thing, yourself

• The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

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  18 hours ago

  devil, eating, ever, food, good, humor, making, taste, temptation, trick, unhealthy, unhealthy eating, unhealthy food

• The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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  2 days ago

  desire, expensive, expensive thing, materialism, problem, temptation, thing, things, want

• All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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  2 days ago

  craving, crisp, crisps, diet, exercise, fitness, fitness goal, food, food craving, goal, goals, humor, motivation, reach, snack, temptation, unfortunately

• In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

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  1 month ago

  20s, audience, authenticity, doing, growth, important, performing, personal, personal growth, prove, resist, resistance, self-awareness, temptation, watching, well

• “The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

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  1 month ago

  craving, dessert, food, heart, humor, i, sweet, sweet tooth, table, temptation, tooth, walk, wants, whisper

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