Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic holiday strategy: eliminate temptation by devouring all evidence of it! 🍪🎅 Who needs willpower when you have an appetite for cookies? 😂 #NewYearNewDiet"

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Commentary:
"Trying to resist the temptation of devouring all the chocolates in a advent calendar is just as challenging as trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning. 🍫⏰ #ChocolateLover #NoRestraint"

"This isn't going to end well for you." Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Commentary:
"Oh cake, you don't stand a chance against my unstoppable sweet tooth! Resistance is futile 🍰😏 #CakeVsMe #SugarCravings"

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Commentary:
"Apple picking: the original sin, where we're all just a bite away from a juicy temptation 🍎😈 Who knew that a seemingly innocent activity could have such scandalous roots?"

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of the chocolate lover – to eat or not to eat, that is the question! 🍫💭 One piece leads to another, and before you know it, you're on a delightful journey to chocolatey happiness! 🤣 Embrace the sweet temptation and enjoy the delicious energy boost one piece at a time!"

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: "Eat it!". The other says: "Did you hear that? You're supposed to eat it!"

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle of the chocolate lover 😂🍫 It's like there's a delicious conspiracy going on inside your head! One voice is all about indulgence, while the other is the rule-following, guilt-inducing one. But hey, who can resist the sweet siren call of chocolate, right? Dive in, and let the chocolatey adventure begin! 🎉 #ChocolateDrama #SweetToothStruggles

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Commentary:
"Who knew that a simple box of donuts could reveal our true selves? 👀🍩 It’s like a delicious mirror reflecting back our inner donut-devouring monster! 😂 Embrace the chaos, embrace the sugar rush!"

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Commentary:
"Grocery shopping: where good intentions meet chocolate-filled marshmallows 🍫🤷‍♂️ Who can resist a delicious detour down the snack aisle? Just blame it on the 'grocery store temptation'! 😅"

If you don't buy any snacks, you're proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions… Do you go for the snacks and embrace temporary happiness 🍫 or resist temptation and spiral into a pit of despair? 😩 It's a tough call, but remember: in snack we trust! 😂 #SnackLife"

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Commentary:
"Three weeks without sweets? More like three hours without treats! 🍬⏳ Who knew time could sprint like Usain Bolt as we age? 🏃‍♂️⏱️ #AgeingFasterThanTime"