27 Funny temptation quotes

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  5 days ago

  View →: Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?
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  3 months ago

  View →: The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.
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  3 months ago

  View →: The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I can resist everything except temptation.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?
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  4 months ago

  View →: A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.
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  4 months ago

  View →: When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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