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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.
Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.
Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.
Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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5 months ago
Share →: Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic struggle of wanting more sleep than time allows 😴💤 May the odds be ever in your favor as you embark on this noble quest for elusive rest! Remember, a solid power nap can work wonders too 😉🌙"
5 months ago
Share →: Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crowd when you've got a family size Toblerone as your loyal companion? 🍫✨ It's time to dive into chocolatey goodness and indulge in a one-on-one sweet escape! 🍫🕺 #chocolateoverdose #TobleroneLove"
5 months ago
Share →: You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the daily struggle of adulting summed up perfectly! 😂 Embrace the cycle of looking forward to sleep while trying to stay awake during the day 🌛💤 #adultingwoes"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate VIP party for one! 🎉 Who needs loud bars and crowded clubs when you've got your own exclusive solo soirée at home? 🥂 Here's to being your very own best drinking buddy! 🍻 #PartyForOne"
5 months ago
Share →: Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Commentary:
🦌 Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight! Because apparently, my phone's brightness setting is no match for your shiny nose! 🔦📱 #ChristmasMiracles #WhereMyPhoneAt
5 months ago
Share →: I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

Commentary:
Looks like someone found the ultimate life hack for more fridge space – by converting it into a beer cooler! 🍺🧊 Talk about multitasking at its finest! Cheers to maximizing efficiency with a side of brews!
5 months ago
Share →: Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Commentary:
🍞🔥 "Level 6 on toasters – the perfect setting for those who like to live life on the edge! Who needs lightly toasted when you can have charcoal with a side of butter, right? 🤣 #ExtraCrispy #ToasterAdventures"
5 months ago
Share →: Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Commentary:
"No worries, I understand the struggle! Just remember, even superheroes need a night off from time to time. 🦸‍♂️ Stay strong, my friend, and may the force be with you against those pesky foes! 💪😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

Commentary:
📰🥗🤔 Extra! Extra! Read all about it! 🤣 Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is shocking the internet by having salad for dinner tonight! Time to brace yourselves for this groundbreaking update, folks! Will her friends survive this unexpected turn of events? Stay tuned for more riveting updates from the world of social media dining! 🥗💻 #SaladDrama
5 months ago
Share →: Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's liver is the designated scapegoat for the weekend shenanigans! 🍻🤢 Here's to hoping it forgives you before Monday rolls around! 😂 #WeekendWarrior"