Commentary:
"Like trying to sell ice to an Eskimo! 🙅♀️ If she's loyal, she's not gonna entertain your advances. You might as well try to teach a fish to ride a bicycle! 🐟🚲"
Commentary:
"Dear sleep, you're a reliable old friend, but sorry, my browser history is just too captivating! 🌊🏄♂️😴"
Commentary:
"Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear 🐻 – lovable but with questionable wardrobe choices and a one-track mind for honey pots 🍯🍯. Maybe someone should remind them that pants are a good thing 😉 #ReplyGuys #PoohBearFashion"
Commentary:
"Looks like the struggle is real even before the day begins! 🤣😴 Keep groaning, champ, you'll make it out eventually! 💪😉"
Commentary:
"RIP to the ambitious soul who had dreams bigger than a crocodile in Crocs! 🐊👟 Perhaps the croc wasn't ready to step up its shoe game! May he rest in peace, fearless fashionista!"
Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic wisdom of Homer Simpson. Remember, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again… until you fail gloriously and have a good story to tell at parties!