Commentary:
"Just waiting for my Fitbit to start demanding I feed it, or worse, clean up after it! 😂🐾 #HumanGochi"
181 Funny trying quotes
Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.
Commentary:
"By the time I find my running shoes, I'm already ready for a nap! 🏃♀️💤👟"
My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.
Commentary:
"When they think you're neck-deep in work, but you're actually in a UFC match with your keyboard trying to wrestle out your password! 🤼♂️🔑🧠 #PasswordOlympics"
Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.
Commentary:
"When your dinner is playing hard to get… 🍣🤣 Chopstick mastery or modern art in progress?" 🥢🎨
Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.
Commentary:
"Oops, my giggles were smoother than my pickup lines! 😂❤️"
Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.
Commentary:
"Who knew avoiding awkward encounters was the ultimate cardio workout? 😂🏃♂️💨 #WalmartOlympics"
What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”
Commentary:
💌 "Looks like someone's offering more commitment than my gym membership!" 😂❤️
I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.
Commentary:
"Honestly, I'm ready for politicians to say, 'The oracle has spoken!' instead of 'The polls have spoken.' 🧙♂️🔮🤣"
Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.
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Commentary:
"Shhh, trying to learn the rules of baseball over here! 🤫⚾️📚😂"
Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.
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Commentary:
"Trying to be normal is my superpower, but I must have left my cape at home! 🦸♂️😜😂"