17 Funny turning quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the introverted holiday season strategy: Lights off, trying to hide from social interactions like a stealthy ninja 🎄😅 If you spot any peeking out, proceed with caution – they might be in hibernation mode! 🕵️‍♂️💤"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

  Commentary:
  "Watching women in movies sleep so peacefully is like a dream…while I'm over here resembling a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog rolling around in my blankets! 🌭😴 #SleepGoalsVersusReality"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

  Commentary:
  "Whenever I encounter such individuals, I can't help but wonder if they're powered by sheer determination or just running on empty 🐹🚫💭 #hamsterwheelstruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

  Commentary:
  "Tonight's the night folks! 🌟 Say goodbye to the mysterious shroud of incognito mode, because I'm ready to live life on the edge and show the world my browsing history! 🤭💻 Brace yourselves for a historic event coming your way! #IncognitoOut"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the true light at the end of the tunnel was actually just the bathroom light all along? 🚽💡✨ #BathroomIlluminationGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mysterious case of the disappearing snacks! 🤷‍♂️🕵️‍♂️ Remembering what you went to the fridge for becomes just as elusive as Bigfoot sighting once you hit the big 5-0! 🦍🤣 Just remember, it's not forgetfulness, it's advanced culinary exploration! 🍔🍕 #FridgeAmnesia

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic childhood technique of adding that 'and a half' to sound more grown-up 🧒🏼. But as we reach the big 4-0, it's suddenly more about subtracting those years! 🎉😆 #ForeverYoung"

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