Commentary:
"Twitter seems to have a way of making us forget what's really important in life. 🤳🏼🙄 Next time you're feeling overwhelmed by your feed, just remember: a tweetstorm won't give you warm hugs or delicious snacks. Go out and live your best life instead! 🌟🌈 #OfflineIsTheNewBlack"
26 Funny tweet quotes
Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.
Commentary:
Whoops, looks like someone got caught in a sticky situation! 🍇😅 Next time, remember to put your Jelly Removal Tool on silent mode before engaging with social media. Just a sticky reminder to stay vigilant against tech mishaps! 💬📱 #JellyDrama
Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.
Commentary:
When you wake up and realize you've liked every Shakespeare fan account by accident 🍷🤦♂️📱
I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.
Commentary:
Trying to be original on Twitter feels like trying to find a parking spot in a crowded lot—the space you thought was free is always taken 😂🚗💡
I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.
Commentary:
Trying to find the punchline in your tweet like it's the last piece of candy! 🍬😂
If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.
Commentary:
Poof! I'm out of here like my bad tweets. 🐦💨✌️