Funny twins quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

  Commentary:
  "Twins who missed the memo on matching outfits 😂👯‍♂️ Should've scheduled that arrival time better! ⏰"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

  Commentary:
  👯‍♂️ "When you run into twins, make sure to address the CEO of the duo! 🤣 Who knows, the one in charge might have all the twin-spired wisdom and authority! Double the trouble, double the fun, double the bossiness?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

  Commentary:
  How about Kate and DupliKate for your dynamic duo! 👯‍♀️ Double the trouble, double the fun! Just be sure to keep an eye out for any case of mistaken identity 😉👯‍♀️ #TwinningAndWinning

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs twin telepathy when you have bills to pay and work deadlines to meet? 🙅‍♂️👯‍♂️ #AdultingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

  Commentary:
  "Spotted: a double dose of doppelgangers causing a commotion in public! Looks like the rumor about 'twin-cest' is real… 🙈 Double the trouble, double the fun! Just don't start finishing each other's sentences, or we might need to call in the doppel-police! 🚔 #Twinsanity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

  Commentary:
  "Are your twins natural?" 🤖 Oh, no no, they're actually state-of-the-art, fully-functional robots! 🤖👶🤖 Who needs natural when you have technological wonders at home? 🤣 #RoboticParenting #TwinsOrTerminators

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry twins, you'll have to take turns applying at this company! We're all about unique individuals here 😉👯‍♂️ #NoTwinningAllowed"

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