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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

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If you relate to me, get some help!

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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

Breaking via Reddit:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Going viral on Twitch:

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

Making waves on Facebook:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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I forgot how to panic. Help!

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

Going viral on Discord:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Just landed via WeChat:

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Seen just now on Instagram:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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