Funny unicorn quotes

Funny unicorn quotes bring a whimsical touch to the magical world of these mythical creatures. ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ˜„ From witty remarks about unicorn adventures to playful jabs at their sparkly charm, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of all things unicorn. Enjoy a laugh and revel in the fun of these fantastical beings! ๐Ÿ˜‚โœจ

Funny unicorn quotes - I donโ€™t care for the term drug mule, why canโ€™t it be a drug unicorn.

I donโ€™t care for the term drug mule, why canโ€™t it be a drug unicorn.

Commentary:
"Who needs a drug mule when you can have a majestic drug unicorn prancing through the underground world like a sparkly harbinger of illegal substances? ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„ Just imagine the glittery trail it leaves behind as it delivers its magical payloads. Move over, mules, it's all about the fabulous unicorns now!"