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Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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6 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,275

Funny Quotes Topics

17,392

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15,275

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Freshly posted on Discord:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Going viral on Snapchat:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Making waves on Reddit:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Breaking via X:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Going viral on WeChat:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Just shared via Facebook:

Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Just landed via Facebook:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

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51 shares on Telegram this month:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

The worst person you know is studying psychology.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

76 shares on Slack this month:

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

86 shares on X this month:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

6 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,275

Funny Quotes Topics

17,392

Funny Quotes Images

15,275

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,268

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WeChat:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

Seen just now on Instagram:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Trending via WeChat:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Going viral on X:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Just landed via X:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Trending via TikTok:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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