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Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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330 this month

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14,923

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14,923

Dec 12, 2025

3,884

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

Going viral on Threads:

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

Making waves on Reddit:

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Shared recently on Facebook:

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

Breaking via Snapchat:

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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Funny unicorn quotes

Funny unicorn quotes bring a whimsical touch to the magical world of these mythical creatures. 🦄😄 From witty remarks about unicorn adventures to playful jabs at their sparkly charm, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of all things unicorn. Enjoy a laugh and revel in the fun of these fantastical beings! 😂✨

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

1 month ago
creature, fantasy, humor, irony, kid, kids, listening, love, mythical, mythical creature, unicorn, vampire, werewolf
I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

1 month ago
absurdity, care, creativity, drug, drug mule, drug unicorn, humor, i, imagination, mule, slang, term, unicorn, wordplay
Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

1 month ago
cause, competition, desire, fantasy, humor, i, know, race, real, reality, self-deprecation, unicorn, win

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Dec 12, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on TikTok:

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

Going viral on TikTok:

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Seen just now on X:

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

Breaking via Messenger:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Breaking via Reddit:

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Live now on Snapchat:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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