24 Funny universe quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

  Commentary:
  "In another dimension, even dreams are lining up to get a piece of me! 💁‍♂️💤😏 #DreamyAndDesirable"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

  Commentary:
  "Attempting the 'opposite parenting strategy' like a mad scientist? Universe be like: 'Nice try, Sherlock! Parenting puzzles are a whole different galaxy 🌌.' 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the universe had its cosmic stopwatch out, tapping its celestial foot impatiently as it waited for you to make your move! 🌌⏱️ Don't keep the cosmos waiting next time, it's got galaxies to attend to! 🚀🌠

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the universe is mostly made up of morons 😜🌌 Better watch out for those cosmic clowns!

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