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Funny vader quotes

Funny Vader quotes bring a hilarious twist to the dark side 🌌😄 Whether you’re a die-hard Star Wars fan or just love a good laugh, these witty lines from the galaxy’s most iconic villain will have you chuckling like Yoda in no time 🤣✨ Get ready to see Darth Vader’s serious side take a backseat to some unexpected humor that’s out of this world! 🚀🖤

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

Posted on2 months ago

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Posted on2 months ago

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Posted on2 months ago

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