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When life gives you lemons, just remember they're great for calming the stomach! 🍋😅🤢
Funny vomiting quotes
Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.
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When you're surrounded by word vomit and forgot your umbrella! 🤦♂️🤷♀️💬💩
The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”
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When your stomach invents interpretative dance without your permission 😂🤢💃
Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.
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"Having strangers vomit their beliefs is like an unwelcome buffet for your soul 🤮. Keep that soul cleanse and stick to your own recipe, thank you very much! 💁♂️😆"