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Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,317

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

Spotted on Discord:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

Shared recently on X:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Trending via Facebook:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Live now on Slack:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Making waves on X:

It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

Going viral on WeChat:

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

Shared recently on WeChat:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

21 shares on Discord this month:

This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

92 shares on Threads this month:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

No amount of daylight can save us.

51 shares on X this month:

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,252

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Going viral on Slack:

Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Going bananas on Discord:

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

Just shared via Twitch:

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Just shared via Twitch:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Going viral on YouTube:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Shared recently on Discord:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Live now on WeChat:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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