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Funny vow quotes bring laughter and lightheartedness to those heartfelt wedding moments 💍😂 Whether you’re looking to break the ice or add a quirky twist to your big day, these witty words will have everyone chuckling and smiling 😄💬 From playful promises to cheeky commitments, get ready to sprinkle some humor into your vows and make your celebration unforgettable! 🎉💑✨

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Posted on2 weeks ago

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Posted on3 weeks ago

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

Posted on4 weeks ago

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