Funny vow quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

  Commentary:
  "Let's hope their requests for assistance stay strictly in the realm of hypotheticals… 🙈💀 #FriendshipGoals #JustAFigureOfSpeech"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

  Commentary:
  Looks like love is in the air… or maybe just some airborne particles! 💨💍 It seems this sneeze might have blown away any romantic plans for now. 🤧 Let's hope the vow renewal doesn't turn into a "cover your nose and repeat after me" situation! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone took that advice to heart and turned it into a long-term commitment! 🤫 Sounds like there's been a lot of quiet contemplation and probably a few missed opportunities for sarcasm along the way! 🔇😄

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