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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄ has bookmarked:

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡² has copied:

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή has bookmarked:

β€œThere’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Έ has shared:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

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Dec 22, 2025

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Just landed via TikTok:

My boyfriend just said β€œI encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Spotted on X:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Just shared via Threads:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Trending via Reddit:

β€œStop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

Making waves on Slack:

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Spotted on YouTube:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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82 shares on X this month:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

92 shares on Threads this month:

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

96 shares on Threads this month:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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6 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

24 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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Customers will say shit like, β€œUhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

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Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡­ has bookmarked:

How did the person who invented the spelling of β€œbanana” decide when to stop?

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ has copied:

Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ has downloaded:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ό has copied:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ has downloaded:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡¨ has viewed:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ώ has shared:

Men be like, β€œI want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Going bananas on TikTok:

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

Going viral on TikTok:

β€œI’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Just landed via TikTok:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Shared recently on Discord:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Making waves on Pinterest:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

Going viral on Twitch:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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