Funny quotes vow

Funny vow quotes

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

3 months ago

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

3 months ago

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

3 months ago