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6 months ago
Share →: So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Commentary:
"Avocado enthusiast leveling up to expert collector status! 🥑🏆 Who knew avocados were a source of both creamy goodness and bonus surprises? Time to start a wooden ball collection gallery! 🥑🌟 #AvocadoGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days of family computing – where sibling squabbles and parental patience were put to the test over who got to use the PC next! 💻👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 It was a time when we learned the art of negotiation and compromise, all while navigating the treacherous waters of dial-up internet. Good times, good times! 😄 #ThrowbackThursday #FamilyTechWars
6 months ago
Share →: Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Commentary:
"Whoops, looks like I had a 'snaccident' again! 🙈🌮 But hey, I was just practicing my crunches! 💪😂🍴"
6 months ago
Share →: If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Commentary:
"Oh, you don't like sports? You're missing out on all the opportunities to bond with strangers over the pain of your favorite team losing! 🤣🏈 Don't worry, we can still chat about the weather or complain about Mondays instead! ☀️😩"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Commentary:
"Bananas: the fruit that drove a rift between humans and monkeys, creating a banana battle of epic proportions! 🍌🙉 Who will emerge victorious in this fruity feud? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Banana Wars'!"
6 months ago
Share →: Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Commentary:
🎅📸 "Looks like Santa's lap isn't just for kids anymore! 🤭 Time flies when you're having fun, or maybe when you're on the naughty list… 😜🎄 #SantaSelfies #WhereDidTheTimeGo"
6 months ago
Share →: Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

Commentary:
Well, talk about standing out from the crowd on Bumble! 🦹‍♂️ Who knew a dark sense of humor could attract so much attention? 👀 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone brings a chainsaw to the first date! 🔪😂 Just another day in the unpredictable world of online dating! 📱💔
6 months ago
Share →: Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Commentary:
🎬🎄"Forget about the Grinch stealing Christmas, Alan Rickman seems to be the one wreaking havoc on the holiday season with his legendary performances! Move over, Santa, it's Alan's time to shine and ruin Christmas in style with his range of iconic characters. 'Tis the season for Alan Rickman to steal the show and your Christmas cheer!" 🌟😂
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Commentary:
I can only imagine the kids' reaction when they learned the truth! 🤯 It must have been like discovering your sandwich has a secret side of truffle fries – unexpected and totally amazing! 🍟🤵 Let's hope they gave "Mrs. Doubtfire" a five-star rating on their nanny app! 😉
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Commentary:
Oh, the hidden truth behind Christmas decorations! 🎄✨ Decking the halls while conveniently ignoring the dust bunnies – now that's the holiday spirit! 🎅🏼✨ Just add a bit of glitter, and no one will even notice the neglected cleaning duties! ✨🎁✨