Funny wise quotes

• Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

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• The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

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• A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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• How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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• Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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• Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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• Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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• Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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• I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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• I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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