Funny wise quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

  Commentary:
  "Still checking my mailbox for that wisdom delivery! 📦🧠😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

  Commentary:
  "Life's all about balancing our WiFi and our 'Why try?' moments! 📶🤷‍♂️😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your uniqueness because you're one of a kind! 💁‍♂️✨ Just remember, there's only one edition of you – no returns, no exchanges! 🔄😂 #OneOfAKind"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

  Commentary:
  "Life is certainly a balancing act between the wise and the…others 🤔🤣 It's a fine line we walk, but hey, where's the fun in having it all figured out? Embrace the otherwise, it keeps things interesting! 🧐😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

  Commentary:
  Seems like the Three Wise Men were a bit confused on the concept of practical baby gifts 🤔🎁 I mean, gold, frankincense, and myrrh are nice and all, but can you imagine a baby trying to play with that? 😂 Maybe next time they should team up with Santa for some more baby-friendly goodies! 🎅👶 #BabyGiftBlunder

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the Wise Men can't resist the allure of modern technology! 👶📱 Maybe they're checking for the latest star navigation app? Or perhaps they're just really big fans of baby Jesus' social media updates! 😂🌟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the Holy Family and the Wise Men can't resist scrolling through their timeline! 📱👀 Baby Jesus might need to slide into their DMs to grab their attention. 😂 #ModernNativity #TechSavvyWiseMen

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