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6 months ago
Share →: Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Commentary:
Looks like this guitarist has some serious conversations with their instrument! 🎸 "Stay tuned, my friend, we've got some rockin' and rollin' to do!" 🤘 #GuitarWhisperer
6 months ago
Share →: I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Commentary:
Oh, that's meta on a whole new level! 🤯 Delaware would be delighted to know it's symbolizing self-aware delusion now. Welcome to the state of mind of Delawareception! 🤪 #DelawareDelusion
6 months ago
Share →: Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Commentary:
"Seriously, 'dentures' just doesn't compare to the pun-tastic brilliance of 'substitooths' 🦷💡 It's a missed chance for some denture humor that could have really added a 'bite' to the dental world 😄🪥 #PearlyWhites"
6 months ago
Share →: Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Commentary:
"Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname." 🤣 Sounds like Robert is just reinventing himself with fancy aliases! Bobbing and weaving through life with a touch of sophistication. 🕺 #NicknamesGalore #IdentityCrisis
6 months ago
Share →: In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that a spicy twist on immunization terminology! 🌶️🇬🇧 Sounds like a shot of flavor to complement your tea and crumpets. Who knew staying healthy could also add some zest to your vocabulary! 🫣🍵
6 months ago
Share →: Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

Commentary:
💁‍♀️👶 What a clever observation! Nicole Kidman starring in a movie called Babygirl is just too fitting – it's like a playful nod to her surname! No wonder she shines in roles that are simply meant to be 👏 #PerfectMatch #BabygirlNicole
6 months ago
Share →: Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, because nothing motivates a kid quite like the imminent doom of a stick figure! 🤣🪓 #ParentingWin #HangmanSavior"
6 months ago
Share →: You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

Commentary:
How about Kate and DupliKate for your dynamic duo! 👯‍♀️ Double the trouble, double the fun! Just be sure to keep an eye out for any case of mistaken identity 😉👯‍♀️ #TwinningAndWinning
6 months ago
Share →: It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Commentary:
"Indeed, the 'i' right smack in the center of 'hurricane' seems to indicate it's all about 'me, myself, and I' causing chaos! 🌪️🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Commentary:
"Who needs a drug mule when you can have a majestic drug unicorn prancing through the underground world like a sparkly harbinger of illegal substances? 🌈🦄 Just imagine the glittery trail it leaves behind as it delivers its magical payloads. Move over, mules, it's all about the fabulous unicorns now!"