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I dennis this comment so much, I've already sent it 47 letters and a mixtape 🚀✉️🤣
305 Funny wordplay quotes
Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
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When grammar goes rogue, you're just one apostrophe away from an existential crisis! 💩📚😅
We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.
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Who knew Beavis and Butthead were actually a secret squad to keep names like Beavis under the radar? 😂🤔👉📋
If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?
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Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂
Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.
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Just when I thought flowers couldn't throw shade, you come in with your petal-powered sass! 🌼😂
Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?
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When you find out that your neighbors have been decluttering, not downsizing their trash cans 😂🗑️🚗
Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?
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Dr. Pepper: doing more than quenching thirst, possibly inspecting the fizz! 🤔🩺😂
A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.
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Guess I was half asleep when I first heard that! 🐄😂
I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.
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As long as his middle name isn't "Mond," we're safe from a truly dreadful start to the week! 😅🎶
More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.
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Clapping or snacking? Either way, I'm a fan! 👏🍎😄