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When you find out that your neighbors have been decluttering, not downsizing their trash cans 😂🗑️🚗
300 Funny wordplay quotes
Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?
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Dr. Pepper: doing more than quenching thirst, possibly inspecting the fizz! 🤔🩺😂
A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.
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Guess I was half asleep when I first heard that! 🐄😂
I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.
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As long as his middle name isn't "Mond," we're safe from a truly dreadful start to the week! 😅🎶
More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.
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Clapping or snacking? Either way, I'm a fan! 👏🍎😄
Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.
Commentary:
"Can you imagine trying to pick a winner? Rock, paper… oops, everyone's too distracted 😆👀✨"
If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.
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"This comment is clear as a bell, just like my knees during a storm! 😂🎤🌧️"
Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.
Commentary:
"Clearly, we need to start a movement for 'tipfingering'—imagine the potential for dramatic exits! 👋🤣🦶"
Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?
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😂💥 "Because even the English language knows when to show some cheeky restraint! 🚀🍑"
What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?
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"When you think you're sliding into third base, but it turns out you're just passing out on the couch! 😂😴 #SleepIsTheRealMVP"