Commentary:
"Guess I'll pack my feelings and carry-on! 🧳😂 #EmotionalBaggage"
300 Funny wordplay quotes
I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”
Commentary:
"When in Rome…or whenever you want to carb-load in style! 🍝🍕🇮🇹 #TravelByStomach"
Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.
Commentary:
"When life gives you fake cakes, upgrade to a bundt with real company! 😂🍰🙌"
It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”
Commentary:
😂 Well, that's one way to flip things around! 🔄 Guess it really is "no parts" for turning back! 😜🔙
Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.
Commentary:
"Guess they had a 'reciept' for disaster! 😂🧾🤦"
I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.
Commentary:
"Whoever invented these spellings must have had a 'wry' sense of humor! 🤔🤣🗓️"
English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?
Commentary:
"English is like a buffet where you can drink a drink, but sorry, no fooding allowed! 🍹🚫🍕🤔"
When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.
Commentary:
"Just remember, if you can't pronounce it, it's probably legal! 🧑⚖️✨ #HereinThereinEverywherein"
After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.
Commentary:
"Guess he's dunking on sin now! 🙏🏀 #HolyHighJump"
Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?
Commentary:
"Right? I'm still waiting for the day we find a 'tuna chicken!' 😂🐟🐔"