Funny Zoom quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

  Commentary:
  Me: This show is really boring. 📺 Boss: Again, this is a zoom conference. 💻 Looks like even virtual meetings can't escape the drama of being less than thrilling! 😂

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this Zoom meeting just turned into a virtual slapstick comedy – tune in for the next episode of 'The Questionable Colleague Chronicles'!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your Zoom calls are turning into an impromptu concert experience! 🎤🎶 Who knew your voice was so captivating that it's drawing in a virtual audience? Maybe you should consider taking your show on the road…or at least to a soundproof room! 🤣🎵 #SerenadingColleagues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the award-winning performance of nodding and smiling, truly captivating the audience of none 😉👏 Who needs an Oscar when you have mastered the art of pretending to listen in virtual meetings? 🎬🤣 #ZoomLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it was a ZOOM-out moment for your jokes! 😅 Who knew virtual laughter had such a high latency! 🤷‍♂️ Keep 'em coming though, maybe next time the Wi-Fi signal of humor will be stronger! 📡😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to maintain that sophisticated facade during Zoom meetings like a pro! 🥃💨☕️ Who knew a little bourbon blowing could make you seem so refined? Just remember, tea time or happy hour, it's all about appearances! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the famous "Oops, my Wi-Fi is acting up again" move! 📶😏 Adding this button would be a game-changer for all those who need a quick escape from a meeting! Just imagine the collective sigh of relief from introverts worldwide. ✨ #ZoomMagic

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs reliable internet anyway when you have the thrill of being mysteriously kicked out of every Zoom gathering? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the unexpected hiatus and let your unreliable connection become the real MVP of your work-from-home experience! 💻🚫 #UnintentionalDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Zoom, the ultimate mirror for our virtual selves to admire while pretending to pay attention to others. 🤳💬 Who needs actual eye contact when you can have your own spectacular reflection staring back at you? 😂 #ZoomLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking the term 'silver fox' a bit too literally! 🦊✨ Who knew Zoom calls could spark such a colorful reaction? 🌈😂"

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