Funny Zoom Quotes That Will Have You Laughing in Your Next Meeting! 💻😂🎤

My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

3 months ago2 months ago

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

3 months ago2 months ago

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

4 months ago2 months ago

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

5 months ago2 months ago

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

5 months ago2 months ago

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Oct 3, 20232 months ago

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago