15 Funny Zoom quotes — Wordgag ツ

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

2 months ago2 months ago

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

3 months ago3 months ago

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

3 months ago3 months ago

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

3 months ago3 months ago

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

3 months ago3 months ago

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Mar 18, 2025

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Mar 17, 2025

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Jan 29, 2025

My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

Jan 25, 2025

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Jan 25, 2025

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Jan 24, 2025

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Jan 23, 2025

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Jan 23, 2025

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Jan 22, 2025

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Jan 20, 2025