18 Funny Zoom quotes

• Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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  6 days ago

  call, communication, goodnight, humor, meeting, office, office humor, outlook, remote, remote work, Teams, technology, video, video call, virtual, virtual meeting, work, Zoom

• When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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  7 days ago

  camera, camera zoom, commentary, contact, episode, eye, eye contact, humor, i, marriage, married, office, side, style, The Office, video, video style, want, wedding, wedding video, Zoom

• “Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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  1 week ago

  comedy, end, family, father, home, humor, important, meeting, meetings, mom, money, nothing, online, online meeting, parenting, rich, said, technology, thanks, wealth, work, work from home, Zoom

• Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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  1 week ago

  AI, deep, deep fake, digital, digital prank, evil, fake, good, humor, innovation, joke, meetings, prank, stuff, taking, tech, tech joke, technology, virtual, why, Zoom

• When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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  1 week ago

  booger, bored, boredom, cursor, distraction, humor, i, joke, meeting, nose, office, office joke, playful, prank, put, speaker, tech, tech humor, under, virtual, virtual humor, Zoom, Zoom meeting

• I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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  1 week ago

  attempt, awkwardness, comedy, even, failure, Funny, humor, humor attempt, i, joke, joke failure, meeting, nobody, online, online meeting, social, social awkwardness, today, told, workplace, Zoom, Zoom meeting

• Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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  1 week ago

  again, bore, boring, boss, conference, humor, me, show, work, Zoom

• If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

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  1 week ago

  asking, call, coworker, drive, frustration, humor, meeting, question, slap, stop, work, Zoom

• Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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  2 weeks ago

  call, calls, distracting, everyone, finds, home, humor, office, outside, singing, video, video call, work, work from home, Zoom

• My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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  2 weeks ago

  acting, clips, humor, listening, me, meetings, online, reel, video, work, Zoom

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