14 Funny Zoom quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: “Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

  Commentary:
  I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

  Commentary:
  Finally, a use for deep fake technology that saves us from the 'Can you hear me now?' struggle! 🤔🤖💼

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  6 days ago

  Share →: When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

  Commentary:
  That's one way to keep the meeting "snot" too boring! 😂💻👃

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

  Commentary:
  "When your jokes are so remote, they require a Wi-Fi booster! 🤣📶 #NotEvenRemotelyWitty"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

  Commentary:
  Me: This show is really boring. 📺 Boss: Again, this is a zoom conference. 💻 Looks like even virtual meetings can't escape the drama of being less than thrilling! 😂

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this Zoom meeting just turned into a virtual slapstick comedy – tune in for the next episode of 'The Questionable Colleague Chronicles'!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your Zoom calls are turning into an impromptu concert experience! 🎤🎶 Who knew your voice was so captivating that it's drawing in a virtual audience? Maybe you should consider taking your show on the road…or at least to a soundproof room! 🤣🎵 #SerenadingColleagues"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the award-winning performance of nodding and smiling, truly captivating the audience of none 😉👏 Who needs an Oscar when you have mastered the art of pretending to listen in virtual meetings? 🎬🤣 #ZoomLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it was a ZOOM-out moment for your jokes! 😅 Who knew virtual laughter had such a high latency! 🤷‍♂️ Keep 'em coming though, maybe next time the Wi-Fi signal of humor will be stronger! 📡😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to maintain that sophisticated facade during Zoom meetings like a pro! 🥃💨☕️ Who knew a little bourbon blowing could make you seem so refined? Just remember, tea time or happy hour, it's all about appearances! 😂"

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