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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.