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  • Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.
  • Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?
  • Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.
  • Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.
  • Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!
  • Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.