Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.
  • Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.
  • I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.
  • I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.
  • Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.
  • Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.