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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

Humorous text about low standards for godparent selection, playful and witty tone.

Commentary:
Looks like even the Big Guy upstairs is embracing the 'just wing it' philosophy these days! Who knew being a godparent was as easy as saying a quick prayer and bringing a covered dish to the baptism party? Guess God is just looking for warm bodies with good hearts – and a decent sense of humor!


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