Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.
  • I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.
  • Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
  • I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.
  • Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.
  • Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?