Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

Commentary:
Looks like even the Big Guy upstairs is embracing the 'just wing it' philosophy these days! Who knew being a godparent was as easy as saying a quick prayer and bringing a covered dish to the baptism party? Guess God is just looking for warm bodies with good hearts – and a decent sense of humor!

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

  • “I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.
  • Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.
  • “I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.
  • “I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.
  • The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged faith, God, godparent, humor, joke, parenting, recruitment, religion, standard on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← The world is in chaos, confess to your crush! The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place. →

Funny Quotes Info 👈

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our big collection of funny quotes to crack you up. 😂💥

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 301 this month

14,052 funny quotes and pics

16,359 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 16, 2025

3,956 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress