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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?