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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.