He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHe said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon. A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.
