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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Commentary:
"Being called a cockroach may not sound glamorous, but hey, those critters are known for surviving just about anything! 🪳💪 Embrace your inner resilience… and maybe don't invite him to any future barbecues, just to be safe. 🍔😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cockroach, compliment, everything, humor, i, key, low, low key, me, resilience, sarcasm, second, self-reflection, thought on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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