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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?