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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the annual reunion with pollen, the uninvited guest who always brings tissues 🌼🤧. 'Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again' – it's like a dreadful holiday tradition! 🤣 #AllergySeasonBlues"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, allergy, friend, hello, humor, nose, old, pollen, running, sneeze, spring on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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